My first BALAYYA post

Here we go..

BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

BALAYYA  PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI

CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA  WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

 BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

..........BALAYYA S PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN BALAYYA  STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON.

THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM VIZAG TO HYDERABAD

BALAYYA  STOPPED IT AT VIJAYAWADA....

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT BALAYYA  WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

BALAYYA  DID HIS LKG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

BALAYYA  WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

        

BEST BALAYYA  JOKE!!!!!!

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS BALAYYA !!!!

WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME BALAYYA 'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

ONCE BALAYYA  BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      

WHY DID BALAYYA  BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

BEFORE TOM CRUISE, BALAYYA  WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT BALAYYA  REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING...

Balayya's  next project. Titanic in Telugu . Climax revised. Both survive. Balayya swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and…. Titanic in the other.

THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION  HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO BALAYYA  AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!